One summer when we were living in the wild depths of Southern France, in an old chicken shed with no running water but plenty of spiders and charm, Jon and I made a five minute film. I had written a poem about a girl who...

Day one of filming and we have so far shot two scenes and demonstrated our abilities for performing an impressive variety of roles on set: hairdresser, caterer, set designer, continuity, director, script-editor, actress and wardrobe mistress. We're like a one man band. With two people. You...